Thursday, March 23, 2006

Taco Bell, I invoke thee!

I work in mid-town Manhattan along with ~3 million other people. And every day, like the rest of my brethren, I go without.

WHERE ARE YOU TACO BELL!?!

I work near Times Square, and the nearest Taco Bell is more than ten minutes away. If I worked further north, say on the Upper East or West Sides, I would be 30 minutes away.

OH, PLEASE, TACO BELL, WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME!?!

Every day--in spite of my tone I am being serious--I am devastated by my lunch options. No $.69 tacos. No Gorditas or Chalupas, let alone any of the other creative combinations of seasoned beef, cheese, tomatoes and lettuce.

I INVOKE THEE, TACO BELL, PLEASE COME TO MID-TOWN!!!

5 comments:

Michael said...

MMMMM taco bell

Jennifer said...

What the fuck is up with taco bells only being in the 30s and the 80s? 50 blocks with no bell --what the hell?

Taco Bell Champion! said...

You two are both correct!!!!!!! Taco Bell is "MMMMMMMM" delicious.

It's also fucking ridiculous that the closest Taco Bell is dozens of blocks away in the largest city in America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sloppy Nachos said...

TB Champ, you fool, at W 4th St the Taco Bell tacos are like, $1.29. Enough of the sixty nine cent madness!!

Anonymous said...

There's a taco bell in the 50s and 3rd Avenue... maybe at 52nd? in the back of a deli... FYI...