NEWS FROM THE FRONT: Our Revolution is gaining steam as people world-wide choose sides, honest folks like "Goldsprinkles Are Love" choosing the side of good, while wayward souls like Anonymous take the side of evil. Just like those Left Behind books, except without the crazy God stuff. Take this comment, responding to one of TBChamp's Best Posts:
If you think TB has the best tacos, you must be on crack or you are just an idiot. You probably think Mc donalds has the best burguers.
Best "burguers"??? Looks like you're the idiot, Anonymous! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I don't mind if Anonymous has traded in his taste buds for an American Express Black account. His loss. If he hates the Tex-Mex fruit of the Gods, here's something more up his alley: a $3,700 pizza. "Goldsprinkles Are Love" clued me into a story from the Sydney Morning Herald (via the ultimate pizza blog, Slice), about a Scottish chef who made this 10-inch pizza with lamb "medallions," champagne-soaked caviar and lobster marinated in cognac. And to top it off, he added shreds of edible gold. Sounds pretentious AND disgusting.
If Anonymous the AJ wannabe prefers ingesting rare minerals to making a down payment on a car, he can. He pulled the tricks, so he can spend the money how he likes. That's the U.S.ofA.
Anonymous doesn't realize that he isn't just attacking me, he's attacking America. This is more than tacos and burgers (though, obviously, BK has better burgers and McDonalds better fries).
Apparently Anonymous is against my Constitutional Right to the pursuit of happiness. Even if you don't like TB, every red-blooded American should support the right of millions of people in Midtown to MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICE. That includes Taco Bell, even if it's not your favorite.
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TBChamp,
You should join www.FoodCandy.com. It's like friendster for foodies -- a great place to start an important cultural revolution in New York. If everyone hasn't already heard about you, you'll find plenty of new followers there, I'm sure!
I see you joined. Well done, captain. You should "Suggest a Place" under the "Eat Out" tab and add Taco Bell! Fill everything out in the form before you post it, though, because you can't edit it once it goes live.
What is this??? You know these people. (I know this because I know you.)
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