I work in mid-town Manhattan along with ~3 million other people. And every day, like the rest of my brethren, I go without.
WHERE ARE YOU TACO BELL!?!
I work near Times Square, and the nearest Taco Bell is more than ten minutes away. If I worked further north, say on the Upper East or West Sides, I would be 30 minutes away.
OH, PLEASE, TACO BELL, WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME!?!
Every day--in spite of my tone I am being serious--I am devastated by my lunch options. No $.69 tacos. No Gorditas or Chalupas, let alone any of the other creative combinations of seasoned beef, cheese, tomatoes and lettuce.
I INVOKE THEE, TACO BELL, PLEASE COME TO MID-TOWN!!!
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You two are both correct!!!!!!! Taco Bell is "MMMMMMMM" delicious.
It's also fucking ridiculous that the closest Taco Bell is dozens of blocks away in the largest city in America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TB Champ, you fool, at W 4th St the Taco Bell tacos are like, $1.29. Enough of the sixty nine cent madness!!
There's a taco bell in the 50s and 3rd Avenue... maybe at 52nd? in the back of a deli... FYI...
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